IP

Banker: When are you going to pay back the loan?

Programmer: 192.168.3.21

Banker: ?!?...

Can it get better

I always wondered, why did my chatting skill change after i did my graduation.
It must either be, i am cracking mokkais or am forced to do so..

Recent such example:

ribosa: .
நண்பன் : ..
ribosa: ...
நண்பன்: ....
ribosa: .....
நண்பன்: .......
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ribosa: instead of blast furnace.. let them use elec.mag. induction
நண்பன்: you better start a steel plant on your own

ribosa: tulasi plant theriyum.. athu enna steel plant?
நண்பன்: dae.. sollavae illa yaaruda antha tulasi??

ribosa: haennnnn..subramaniyapuram heroin ....podangu...
நண்பன்: dae namma swatiya?... athu pals aalu da

ribosa: "dum aalu" theriyum athu enna pals aalu??
நண்பன்: ok i feel sleepy (i think his eye got tied ?!?!?)

And i won that game

So guys don't scold me always, am forced and encouraged to speak so attimes


P.S.
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_plant
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_induction
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulasi
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subramaniapuram
5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colours_Swathi
6. http://www.food-india.com/recipe/R001_025/R002.ஹதம்

நண்பன் is the guy, who equally "PUTS" mokkai like me, and has very recently joined this elite club. guess who???

"Safe" Cooking

This happened long time ago..., so long that i was in "my" home....

May be a sunday.....
would have been at lunch...

My mom and granny were busy at cooking,dad was busy sleeping.. i was busy at being hungry.

Finally every one were at the dining hall("its just the same living room that became dining table -athanga run time polymorphism")

As usual i came late to the plate, mean while my dad had the first taste of the sambar.
He cried "who added salt ".....
Mom and Granny synchronously said "I did"..
So then i understood, what was the problem...........
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Now, after several years later, when i think of this incident.. doesn't it teach us this simple proverb...


"COOKING IS NOT THREAD SAFE"

The (junk|| ஜோக்)

I came across this joke about communism:

"What would happen if the desert became communist? Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage."

I wanted to come up with the other part of the story.

What would happen if the desert became capitalist?

Nothing for a while, in fact they become so rich by the sand, and suddenly they cry because they lost all the wealth, the sand being the same.
Funnier, they found a banker to blame on

P.s for the those who don't think this as a joke, read this again seriously

Happy joking !!!

செக்க சிவப்பு

சிலரை,
சுண்டினால் ரத்தம் வரும்
அவ்வளவு சிவப்பு.
சிலரை,
சுண்டநினைத்தாலே ரத்தம் வரும்
அவ்வளவு சிவப்பு.
ஆனால்
உன்னக்கு மட்டும் தான்
silhouette கூட சிவபாக உள்ளது.
நீ அத்தனை சிவப்பு.