I always wondered, why did my chatting skill change after i did my graduation.
It must either be, i am cracking mokkais or am forced to do so..
Recent such example:
ribosa: .
நண்பன் : ..
ribosa: ...
நண்பன்: ....
ribosa: .....
நண்பன்: .......
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ribosa: instead of blast furnace.. let them use elec.mag. induction
நண்பன்: you better start a steel plant on your own
ribosa: tulasi plant theriyum.. athu enna steel plant?
நண்பன்: dae.. sollavae illa yaaruda antha tulasi??
ribosa: haennnnn..subramaniyapuram heroin ....podangu...
நண்பன்: dae namma swatiya?... athu pals aalu da
ribosa: "dum aalu" theriyum athu enna pals aalu??
நண்பன்: ok i feel sleepy (i think his eye got tied ?!?!?)
And i won that game
So guys don't scold me always, am forced and encouraged to speak so attimes
P.S.
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_plant
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_induction
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulasi
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subramaniapuram
5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colours_Swathi
6. http://www.food-india.com/recipe/R001_025/R002.ஹதம்
நண்பன் is the guy, who equally "PUTS" mokkai like me, and has very recently joined this elite club. guess who???
2009-12-10
2009-11-14
"Safe" Cooking
This happened long time ago..., so long that i was in "my" home....
May be a sunday.....
would have been at lunch...
My mom and granny were busy at cooking,dad was busy sleeping.. i was busy at being hungry.
Finally every one were at the dining hall("its just the same living room that became dining table -athanga run time polymorphism")
As usual i came late to the plate, mean while my dad had the first taste of the sambar.
He cried "who added salt ".....
Mom and Granny synchronously said "I did"..
So then i understood, what was the problem...........
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Now, after several years later, when i think of this incident.. doesn't it teach us this simple proverb...
"COOKING IS NOT THREAD SAFE"
May be a sunday.....
would have been at lunch...
My mom and granny were busy at cooking,dad was busy sleeping.. i was busy at being hungry.
Finally every one were at the dining hall("its just the same living room that became dining table -athanga run time polymorphism")
As usual i came late to the plate, mean while my dad had the first taste of the sambar.
He cried "who added salt ".....
Mom and Granny synchronously said "I did"..
So then i understood, what was the problem...........
.
.
.
.
Now, after several years later, when i think of this incident.. doesn't it teach us this simple proverb...
"COOKING IS NOT THREAD SAFE"
2009-10-24
The (junk|| ஜோக்)
I came across this joke about communism:
"What would happen if the desert became communist? Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage."
I wanted to come up with the other part of the story.
What would happen if the desert became capitalist?
Nothing for a while, in fact they become so rich by the sand, and suddenly they cry because they lost all the wealth, the sand being the same.
Funnier, they found a banker to blame on
P.s for the those who don't think this as a joke, read this again seriously
Happy joking !!!
"What would happen if the desert became communist? Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage."
I wanted to come up with the other part of the story.
What would happen if the desert became capitalist?
Nothing for a while, in fact they become so rich by the sand, and suddenly they cry because they lost all the wealth, the sand being the same.
Funnier, they found a banker to blame on
P.s for the those who don't think this as a joke, read this again seriously
Happy joking !!!
2009-09-22
செக்க சிவப்பு
சிலரை,
சுண்டினால் ரத்தம் வரும்
அவ்வளவு சிவப்பு.
சிலரை,
சுண்டநினைத்தாலே ரத்தம் வரும்
அவ்வளவு சிவப்பு.
ஆனால்
உன்னக்கு மட்டும் தான்
silhouette கூட சிவபாக உள்ளது.
நீ அத்தனை சிவப்பு.
சுண்டினால் ரத்தம் வரும்
அவ்வளவு சிவப்பு.
சிலரை,
சுண்டநினைத்தாலே ரத்தம் வரும்
அவ்வளவு சிவப்பு.
ஆனால்
உன்னக்கு மட்டும் தான்
silhouette கூட சிவபாக உள்ளது.
நீ அத்தனை சிவப்பு.
2009-08-28
2009-06-27
காதல் அது.... கக் காதல்
உன்னை பார்க்க ஏங்குவதே எந்தன் நிலவரம்
நீ என்னை பார்த்தல் மனதுக்குள் ஏதோ கலவரம்
ஆயினும் அது ஆயிரம் இன்பங்கள் தரும்
உன் ஓர பார்வையால் கனவுகள் தினம்வரும்
பெண்ணே இந்த கலங்கம் என்று சரிவரும்
உன் அருகே இருக்க இன்றாவது கொடு ஒரு வரம்
மறுத்தால் வாடும் என் மனம் மறுகணம்
நீ என்னை பார்த்தல் மனதுக்குள் ஏதோ கலவரம்
ஆயினும் அது ஆயிரம் இன்பங்கள் தரும்
உன் ஓர பார்வையால் கனவுகள் தினம்வரும்
பெண்ணே இந்த கலங்கம் என்று சரிவரும்
உன் அருகே இருக்க இன்றாவது கொடு ஒரு வரம்
மறுத்தால் வாடும் என் மனம் மறுகணம்
2009-06-24
The Which Mart
In 1960-1970's there were couple of dozens of departmental stores or super markets or you name what ever you want kind of chain retail outlets in United States. Many confined to their own states, only few spread across different states and that too they weren't pan American. But now, only four to five survive.
One such store was formed by Sam Walton. According to him in his book, he was clever and was a visionary and so he founded the foundation of the world's largest retail chain and biggest company by revenue... till date. Due to his brilliant idea, consumer friendly, efficient and able store managers, their departmental store (wal*mart) grew, grew and just grew... The scale of operation sam wanted was not thought of previously, and couldn't be achieved without heavy capital, so they had debts everywhere, and that started to itch them. Then sam wanted to go public to gather capital, against the words of his wife., which she still thinks the worst decision, but sam didn't think so. Though it went public, it was not really public. They gave only meagre percent of stake to public, enough to remove the debts and enough to go country wide.
The facts are really amazing, according to his book, between 15 years some where around 1970's the company gave 9 times bonus issues, and still the price of walmart shares just rose. He had said, if some one has invested $1000 during the start of the stores, that would have fetched them $3m after 15 years (though not as good as kandhu vatti).
Amazing figures, had anyone predicted that, they would have made a kill.. In 80's and 90's in the list of richest Americans, FIVE were waltons.
India is in same situation now.. from "Sarava stores" to Reliance "fresh", more., "sunday to monday", etcetera etcetera.. to Kannan departmental stores, India now has dozens of retail
chains, sure down in 15 years we would have only a maximum of 10 retail chain. All would just vanish if other starts to grow. Now if you know WHICH mart will be Indian Wal Mart, you would definitely make a kill.
Unlike Wal mart, Indian firms must go really public, the only way to retain wealth is just by sharing it. Wealth must be given to where it was taken from,
Give some thing back to society from where you got. If you make all people around you rich, you will never go poor. But there is no sign of happening so, 80% of wealth now is in hands of just 20%. Though it is tougher to make all the 100 crore people rich, it becomes that tougher for all of them to be poor. This is what, i think happened in America. They became rich just in few decades, and lost wealth just in years.
One such store was formed by Sam Walton. According to him in his book, he was clever and was a visionary and so he founded the foundation of the world's largest retail chain and biggest company by revenue... till date. Due to his brilliant idea, consumer friendly, efficient and able store managers, their departmental store (wal*mart) grew, grew and just grew... The scale of operation sam wanted was not thought of previously, and couldn't be achieved without heavy capital, so they had debts everywhere, and that started to itch them. Then sam wanted to go public to gather capital, against the words of his wife., which she still thinks the worst decision, but sam didn't think so. Though it went public, it was not really public. They gave only meagre percent of stake to public, enough to remove the debts and enough to go country wide.
The facts are really amazing, according to his book, between 15 years some where around 1970's the company gave 9 times bonus issues, and still the price of walmart shares just rose. He had said, if some one has invested $1000 during the start of the stores, that would have fetched them $3m after 15 years (though not as good as kandhu vatti).
Amazing figures, had anyone predicted that, they would have made a kill.. In 80's and 90's in the list of richest Americans, FIVE were waltons.
India is in same situation now.. from "Sarava stores" to Reliance "fresh", more., "sunday to monday", etcetera etcetera.. to Kannan departmental stores, India now has dozens of retail
chains, sure down in 15 years we would have only a maximum of 10 retail chain. All would just vanish if other starts to grow. Now if you know WHICH mart will be Indian Wal Mart, you would definitely make a kill.
Unlike Wal mart, Indian firms must go really public, the only way to retain wealth is just by sharing it. Wealth must be given to where it was taken from,
Give some thing back to society from where you got. If you make all people around you rich, you will never go poor. But there is no sign of happening so, 80% of wealth now is in hands of just 20%. Though it is tougher to make all the 100 crore people rich, it becomes that tougher for all of them to be poor. This is what, i think happened in America. They became rich just in few decades, and lost wealth just in years.
2009-06-17
கட்டுரை ஆன கவிதை
கவிதை எழுத யோசித்தேன்
அதன் கருவை தேடி அலைந்தேன்
கரு காதல் என்றே நினைத்தேன்
என் காதலை தேடி பறந்தேன்
அழகு தமிழின் அழகை ரசித்தேன்
அதன் அழகை கெடுக்க முயன்றேன்
அதனால் இதனை படைத்தேன்
அதன் கருவை தேடி அலைந்தேன்
கரு காதல் என்றே நினைத்தேன்
என் காதலை தேடி பறந்தேன்
அழகு தமிழின் அழகை ரசித்தேன்
அதன் அழகை கெடுக்க முயன்றேன்
அதனால் இதனை படைத்தேன்
2009-06-04
Laws of Natural Living
1. f(t) >= f(t-1)
f(t) is the summation of all sorrows at time "t"
2. Stand under the tree if it rains, and not under the tree after it rains
3. If it can be proved right even by proving wrong in called murphy's law
f(t) is the summation of all sorrows at time "t"
2. Stand under the tree if it rains, and not under the tree after it rains
3. If it can be proved right even by proving wrong in called murphy's law
2009-01-02
கருப்புப் பணம்
The days of luxurious credit life is gone... All started with the Americans, who love to spend others money. They had only X $, but bought and spent 10X $.... then finally when they came to know that they are worth only one tenth of what they thought , they panicked.
The fall in economy, may now be attributed to improper estimation of wealth, added with the "non currencyness" (credit / false value). Average American has 9 credit cards.
But in India the credit market is not huge, even now major portion of trade is done using "true" value..
and still we are one of the biggest markets with blackmoney... since black money accounts for "true" value (though illegitimate).... has been an insulation for us (atleast a little bit)...."BLESSING IN DISGUISE"
The fall in economy, may now be attributed to improper estimation of wealth, added with the "non currencyness" (credit / false value). Average American has 9 credit cards.
But in India the credit market is not huge, even now major portion of trade is done using "true" value..
and still we are one of the biggest markets with blackmoney... since black money accounts for "true" value (though illegitimate).... has been an insulation for us (atleast a little bit)...."BLESSING IN DISGUISE"
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